Post by lucifer rothschild on Jul 17, 2015 4:02:37 GMT
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Special (oh so special) late night delivery boy Lucifer Allin Rothschild was on duty for the night. Him, his trusty bike and the well explained directions given by his uncle were on a mission to deliver a bunch of flowers by the end of the night. Of course a flower shop run by vampires served more than just flowers but nobody needed to know that.
Most would have probably used a car, those were more efficient right? Most weren't Lucifer who, having been raised without such advanced tech, thought they were a waste of nearly everything. As far as he concerned they were just angry metal beasts and he'd been told you're not supposed to 'play chicken' with them, whatever that meant. He'd never understand why these city dwellers didn't just use bikes or horses or you know, the things that worked for his home town just fine. Too many new fangled things, too many buttons, cities were a mess really. He wondered how they even managed to function really.
Such profound thoughts were quickly diminished when a very nice set of tits in a staggering pair of heels happened to round the corner he was approaching. "HEY! NICE FUCKIN' RACK!" no hesitation on his part, per usual. Just like Lu to greet someone with a compliment. The lady rolled her eyes at him but that didn't really phase him, he was too busy staring at her ass as she kept walking.
"Pretty mother fuckin' back end to-" Lucifer should have been paying better attention to where he was going at this point, after all he was right outside a place of work! There were people here Lucifer! Of course he'd remember that when he ran right into one as he rounded the corner, not noticing soon enough to come to a complete stop before hand.
[newclass=.niftriklu b]color:#257D73;[/newclass]Kyne Melotic hey little mother fucker, time to meet your big mother fucker owo
Most would have probably used a car, those were more efficient right? Most weren't Lucifer who, having been raised without such advanced tech, thought they were a waste of nearly everything. As far as he concerned they were just angry metal beasts and he'd been told you're not supposed to 'play chicken' with them, whatever that meant. He'd never understand why these city dwellers didn't just use bikes or horses or you know, the things that worked for his home town just fine. Too many new fangled things, too many buttons, cities were a mess really. He wondered how they even managed to function really.
Such profound thoughts were quickly diminished when a very nice set of tits in a staggering pair of heels happened to round the corner he was approaching. "HEY! NICE FUCKIN' RACK!" no hesitation on his part, per usual. Just like Lu to greet someone with a compliment. The lady rolled her eyes at him but that didn't really phase him, he was too busy staring at her ass as she kept walking.
"Pretty mother fuckin' back end to-" Lucifer should have been paying better attention to where he was going at this point, after all he was right outside a place of work! There were people here Lucifer! Of course he'd remember that when he ran right into one as he rounded the corner, not noticing soon enough to come to a complete stop before hand.
